Showing posts with label Sick. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sick. Show all posts

Monday, June 29, 2009

Daddy Knows the Heimlich & Annie Better Practice



Tri-Tip

From Wikipedia: The tri-tip is a cut of beef from the bottom sirloin primal cut. It is a small triangular muscle, usually 1.5 to 2.5 lbs. per side of beef.

I won purple ribbons at the Klamath County Fair when I was in high school preparing a tri-tip sandwich. I may have even competed at the state fair with that same recipe.

At my wedding, tri-tip was served.

At my college graduations, tri-tip was served.

At big family gatherings, tri-tip is served.

The recipe for our marinade is wonderful. The meat tastes great warm and cold. My dad is a beef producer. Beef - It's what's for dinner.

Little did I ever suspect that Beef might try to knock off two of my beloved family members in a matter of weeks.

In May, my mom and dad traveled to San Francisco to promote Country Natural Beef at an in-store demo. My dad was outside the store working the BBQ. My mom was in the store, answering questions and providing samples for customers. Toward the end of the day, as my mother tells it, 'there was a break in customers', so she decided to take a sample herself. No sooner did she plop a piece of tri-tip into her mouth, a customer wandered up with a question.

In a rush to answer the customer, she swallowed quickly.

The meat immediately lodged in her throat. She grabbed her water bottle to try and wash it down. No luck. She motioned, 'just a minute' with her fingers and exited the store. She knew she was in trouble.

Dad was right there at his BBQ. Mom came up and made the 'I'm choking face' apparently.

He asked, "Are you choking?"

She nodded yes.

He then whipped her around and on his second try dislodged the piece of tri-tip from her throat.

A near by customer was very impressed. She asked if he had ever done that before and he told her no, but he couldn't let her die, it would be too hard to explain to the children.

Fast forward now to the week before school was out, Pendleton, Oregon, Sokoloski residence, location of the Washington Elem. end of the year BBQ.

Tri-tip was on the menu.

Marc at the BBQ - meat is done - slicing begins. He gets the last of the tri-tips carved and on the platter when he tosses back a bite of tri-tip...

The party continued with rave reviews. Everyone wanted to compliment Marc on his wonderful meat... but he was no where to be found.

I assumed he was inside using the bathroom, but when he still hadn't returned 30 minutes later I went to investigate. I found him upstairs in the bathroom, basically throwing up. He said he had 'lodged' a piece of meat in his throat and was trying to 'get it out.' He was breathing and talking fine, but if he tried to swallow the water would gurgle back up in his throat. He continued to gag and sputter about.

To protect you from all the nasty details, it wasn't working. So three hours later I left the party and my children in the hands of the last few staff members hanging out and hauled him to the hospital.

He was admitted directly into an ER room. (Apparently if you are 'gagging/throwing up' you get to skip the waiting room. The nurse administered a SOFT MUSCLE RELAXER* in the hopes his throat would relax enough to allow the piece of meat to pass- up or down.

(*Can you imagine the fun I had when I learned that is what they were giving him?)

Eventually the meat came up. It wasn't pretty, but we were ready to get home and get some rest as it was almost midnight.

Marc followed up with Dr. McBee today and will have a small surgical procedure in August called an esophageal dilation. Hopefully that will help his swallowing problems. He also may need to take medicine like Prilosec to keep his acid production down.

Hopefully we will be able to keep tri-tip on our menu for future gatherings and events. Marc's discharge directions were, 'small bites, chew thoroughly.' Mom take note those directions apply to you too. Dad, when I'm down I may want you to show me your technique on the Heimlich. Who knows which genes my children inherited from their grandmother and father...

Rest assured...Beef, it is still what is for dinner!

Monday, May 12, 2008

The Cute and the Ugly of the Fair

The Cute!






If you haven't been to the Milton Freewater Fair before, I recommend you put it on your calendar for Mother's Day next year. The weather isn't going to be 100 degrees like at the summer fairs. There is a wonderful little petting zoo, pee-wee showmanship, lots of small furry animals, some ugly big ones, and a reasonable concession stand...(eat at your own risk...more on that to follow.) This post includes the Nelson girls who came to cheer Taryn on for her showmanship class and to see the ribbons they all earned.

The Ugly!

At approximately 6 pm on Saturday night...in Walla Walla...on a dinner run...it hit. I won't bother going in to the gory details...but simply said...I made this llama look adorable in comparison. I believe the 'slider' hamburger from the snack shack didn't agree with me...I can't swear it wasn't a 24-hour flu...but what ever it was it did this:

Kept me from seeing Taryn dance with her first boy at the family dance.
Kept me (and Taryn) from barn duty on Sunday morning.
Kept me from a restful night of sleep.
Kept my mom from a restful night of sleep.
Kept me from spoiling my mom on Mother's Day.
Kept me from enjoying Raphael's pasta...my Mother's Day Dinner.
Kept me from baking my Dad birthday cookies.
Kept me from being able to control my tears on 'sale' day.

I am happily on the other side of what ever it was...I'm eating again. YEAH. Even with the bad-food episode-the fair was 100% spectacular.

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Man Sick...The video

I know it seems like I'm obsessing on this...but I couldn't resist this:
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Thursday, March 6, 2008

Update: Man Sick...

Self Administrable meds-$ 7
Laboratory General-$ 13
M/S Supply General-$26
Lab Hematology-$35
Lab Urology-$36
Drug Spec ID Coding-$79
Pharmacy IV Solutions-$95
Laboratory Chemistry-$336
Emergency Room General-$383

Total Price of ER visit-$1,010

Price of knowing you are really just 'man sick' and not dying-PRICELESS!

Sidebar: It is only fair that I note, as Marc isn't 'here' to defend himself, I would have been OVER-THE-TOP upset...had he felt so bad and NOT gone to the doctor. I also would tell him to go again tomorrow...and the next...and the next...if he 'felt' something was wrong. I am a believer in listening to our bodies. There has been a time in my life when I felt I was dying...and they took out a ruptured appendix. There has also been a time when I had a very low grade back pain that was a result of my kidney shutting down because of a blockage from a kidney stone.

To those sympathetic to Marc's 'man-sick' episode...just ask him about the 'needle in my foot' episode of mine. Trust me I wasn't very stoic or brave. And, rest assured, I still haven't heard the end of it!

Monday, March 3, 2008

Crud...

SICK"I cannot go to school today,"Said little Peggy Ann McKay,"I have the measles and the mumps,A gash, a rash, and purple bumps.My mouth is wet, my throat is dry,I'm going blind in my right eye.My tonsils are as big as rocks,I've counted sixteen chicken pox And there's one more--that's seventeen,And don't you think my face looks green?My leg is cut, my eyes are blue--It might be instamatic flu.I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke,I'm sure that my left leg is broke--My hip hurts when I move my chin,My belly button's caving in,My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained,My 'pendix pains each time it rains.My nose is cold, my toes are numb,I have a sliver in my thumb.My neck is stiff, my voice is weak,I hardly whisper when I speak.My tongue is filling up my mouth,I think my hair is falling out.My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight,My temperature is one-o-eight.My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,There is a hole inside my ear.I have a hangnail, and my heart is--what?What's that? What's that you say?You say today is---Saturday?G'bye, I'm going out to play!" ~Shel Silverstein~

Well, never fear, I am NOT man sick...I am not even MOM sick. Please don't tell my boss...but I am my FAVORITE kind of sick. Be careful to proceed...as this gets a bit gross.

I mostly feel fine. I just have the crud! You know, where your sinuses are filled with nasty green gunk...that is constantly draining down your throat...then you are coughing up chunks...and as a result you have completely lost your voice!

As you can well imagine, a day of teaching without a voice would be quite unsuccessful. So here I sit at home. Let me tell you what today could look like...

I could clean my house...dust away the huge dust bunnies...I could start a March sewing project...I could go through my girls' drawers and pull out winter and insert spring...I could bake treats for the kids after school snack...I could make a wonderful 5 course dinner...I could scrub toilets...I could mop floors... I could... I could... I could.

Now, so far this is what I have done...

I read blogs...I 'check in' with about 10 regular blogs a day. I linked to 3 related blogs from the original 10 blogs...I had a cup of java...I ate a piece of toast...I looked at the dust bunnies...I looked at stacks of clean clothes...and I decided to write a new post.

My realistic plan for the day is to accomplish at least three items from the 'I could' list. I'm not going to promise which three they will be...they probably won't be the most important three either. I will probably watch some of the 20 Oprah's I have recorded. I will watch a Netflix movie that needs to be returned. I will sip on hot tea with honey and NOT talk. I will, at some point, against my better judgement, be lured into my cozy bed for a mid-day nap. I will enjoy this 'gift' of a sick day...where I am not feeling terribly sick...but need to stay home any way.

A penny thought: I wish I could keep a special sick lollipop in a protective zippie bag. You know...one that I could start today...much like a fine sour dough batter. I would suck on the lollipop for just a few minutes...contaminate it with laryngitis germs...and then about once every six weeks or so, I could pull it out...re-contaminate myself with my favorite sick germs...and treat myself to a day a home...alone. P.S. Did I mention...please don't tell my boss?

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Man Sick

It all started out on Thursday. It was a typical busy Thursday...school...meetings...girl activities...4-H meeting...and the added bonus of the annual school carnival. Marc and I had orchestrated the event quite well. We were on time-ish to all the activities. We even managed a home cooked meal-quite an accomplishment on a busy night like this one.

The girls were all snuggled asleep in bed. Marc and I watched, Survivor, American Idol and Celebrity Apprentice...all in about 2 hours...LOVE THAT DVR OPTION. It was time to turn out the lights when Marc innocently said, "I have a gut ache." -Hmmm...that's too bad...ZZZzzzz. And I was fast asleep.


Just like with the beloved DVR, we now fast forward to 6 am. I awake to the sound of the shower running. This is NOT common . Marc usually has to be prodded out of bed. Not today. He informed me that he hadn't slept at all. His stomach hurt too bad. He then threw - up. Hmmm...that's too bad...see ya...and I was off to work.

About 11 am I decide to call and check in on my dearie. He informs me he is at the ER to try and see what is the matter with him. It is the worst stomach ache ... he couldn't wait until the urgent care clinic opened at 1 pm. Four hours and hundreds of dollars later...he was informed that his blood work was normal, except for high levels of acid in his stomach. They sent him on his way. Hmmm...too bad...I guess I'm on my own with the girls for dinner.


It was at that point that I diagnosed him as being Man Sick. You know, I am a man, and I am sick! I was quite tickled with my ability to make lots of women laugh with me as I described the situation. -Let's see...um, his tummy hurts, he threw up...and yeah...it had hurt for about 12 hours when he went to the doctor. -Not quite up to par with labor yet(3 babies)...or kidney stones (which I've also had 3 times.)...or appendicitis...or thyroidectomy. Hmmm...too bad I decided on teaching instead of becoming a nurse...I'm quite sympathetic.


Now I am going to fast forward to tonight...It is Sunday. He has now thrown up 6 times. He's slept the vast majority of the weekend. No, I haven't rubbed his tummy...I've stayed clear. Heaven knows I don't want what he has...I have way too much going on this week to catch this Man Sick disease. I do hope he feels better soon!


Penny Thought: I'll be eating an apple a day because I am going to be one SORRY momma if I do get this and it is really as bad as he's made it out to be!

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Two-fifths...

No, I'm not going to blog about a drinking binge...when I say two-fifths...it's the fraction...part versus whole...of the stomach bug traveling through our household.

Two-fifths...Taryn was first, followed by Grace. Anyone want to put bets on who is throwing up next?

There are some obvious reasons that this has not been a fun stint.

#1. Puke sucks...
#2. Puke in a toilet or bowl is better than puke on bedding.
#3. Ten year-olds make it to the toilet better than seven year-olds.
#4. Not have a washing machine and dryer in the house makes this worse.
#5. Ten year-olds don't need as much entertaining when they are sick.
#6. Seven year-olds are still really clingy when they are sick.

The up-side, I have finished a few little projects around the house...and posted 4 times in the last 24hrs. (Don't count on that becoming common place.)

I think I'll skip photos for this blog. You can thank me later.

A penny thought: Feed a cold, starve a fever...or was that feed a fever, starve a cold. Hmm...maybe a fifth of liquor isn't a bad idea...I've got a ways to go before this run is over.